We all have people in our lives who we have to buy a gift for at Christmastime but don't necessarily want to. You know, like your boss, the work college you got stuck with for secret Santa, your mother-in-law or a distant relative who just happens to be visiting this Christmas. What do you get for them? Sure, you could buy them a bottle of wine but that might disillusion them into thinking you actually like them - and you if you have to spend time with these people at Xmas you'll definitely be needing to keep that for yourself!
So, I've created a little gift guide of 'Whiney' gifts. Perfect for gifting to Christmas Grinches and people you have to pretend to like!
What better way to wish a Christmas Grinch a Merry Xmas than with a cute little teddy with some naughty words embroidered on him from Swear Bears? You can choose from a range of cute plushies like bears, a unicorn, a reindeer and more and can completely customise your gift with a message of your choice. Merry F#%king Christmas!
Morse Code Cufflinks
Here is the perfect gift for an evil boss. These stainless steel cufflinks from Lord Coconut make a lovely gift …… or do they? These cufflinks are a bit special, they have a secret message on them written in morse code. That message - 'F#%k You'. Told you they were perfect for your evil boss. So pass a hat around at work and get your buddies to chip in. If your boss happens to know morse code you can tell them it was someone else's idea!
Anonymous Insult From the Far Kew Emporium
Ok, so there's so much awesome shiz to buy from this page that I don't even know where to begin, but the 'Anonymous Insult' section caught my eye. From Dick Candles to Candy and Insult Mugs, grab a gift for your cheeky sibling, mother-in-law or annoying co-worker this Christmas. And the best part - they'll be sent in plain packaging with no sender details whatsoever, so the recipient will be left guessing who it's from.
You can never have too many pens, right? Everyone uses them and you can never find one when you need one which makes them a great little stocking stuffer. Even better when they have a nice little message on them - or in this case not so nice message. A pen from the Profanity Professionals will help you spread some Christmas cheer this year and let everyone know what you've been thinking all year long. I couldn't find an 'I f#%king love wine' pen within the range, I may have to add that one to their suggestion box if they have one.
The Grinch Dessert Box
Oh Em Gee, this might be one of the coolest things I've ever seen! The Grinch Box from Dessert Boxes includes a Finger Donut that is actually flippin' the bird and comes with a side of coriander. While I'm on the subject of coriander, cause I may or may not ever mention it again, what is the deal with all the coriander haters? I'm not sure I've ever tried it but is it really that bad? Well anyway you can send a sprig of it alongside an 'Up Yours' donut to all those Grinches who do not envoke the true spirit of Christmas - well you can if they live in the Sydney area. Bah Humbug!
Wining and whining my way through life.